Here's your sign

The kids and I watched The Gameplan this weekend. Cute movie (Dwayne Johnson isn't bad to look at either...) Anyway, the little girl in the story asks Dwayne Johnson's character these random questions such as, "What is the worst thing to eat?" "What is the best thing that's ever happened to you?" and so on.

Of course, this game became our bedtime activity tonight. We were asking all sorts of questions of each other when Julia asked, "What is the scariest thing that ever happened to you?" The kids responded about storms and dreams, and then I recalled a scary moment moment involving the kids, thinking it would be a teachable moment - stick by Mom when we are shopping.


Me: My scariest moment was when Jack was about four years old and hid in the clothes rack at Target. Right in the middle. I couldn't find him anywhere.

Julia: Mom, did you find him?

Jack: Uh, I'm right here. Duh.


Here's your sign.