The Easter Bunny

Tonight, I was finishing dinner when our little neighbor boy, Sam Henry, rang the doorbell. I answered, and he proceeded to inform me that a dead rat was in the road.
I quickly got my shoes and shovel and followed Sam Henry to the road where Julia and Samantha were hovering over a furry blob.

Julia: Mom, look at the rat. Yuck!

Mom: Honey, I don't think that is a rat.

Julia: Yes it is! Look at it.

Joe approached with a shovel in tow and added: Honey, it's probably from a bunny or something.

Julia: Oh no! It was probably the Easter Bunny. I hope he isn't hurt!


It's a dangerous job that Easter Bunny has...hiding baskets and eggs and all....